you can only bring sexy back if you have the receipt
|Guy in my class:||Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.|
|Teacher:||You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.|
|Teacher:||Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you|
I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson.
Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.
SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole.
I didn’t know I needed this in my life until now.
This is never not funny
I’ve done it before on my own, but today I learned how to properly sew on centered zippers by making a small pouch/bag. Decided to top it off with a metal rose charm I had laying around. My stitches are still crooked though. >_<